Is it SAFE???

SANTA THE GREAT wanted to travel by air so he went to the air port and asked about the safety of the flight

"What are the chances of a person carrying a bomb on the plane " he asked.
The chances are one in thousand " the authority replied

"Oh thats not safe enough " he said "could you suggest a safer method"

" you come after three days" the authority said " may be we can help"

When SANTA reached after three days the authority said
" Sir if you can carry a bomb yourself then it will be safer coz the chances that there are two persons carrying a bomb on the same plane are one in a million"