Traffic Jam

A man is stopped in heavy traffic in Los Angeles and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. We’re not even moving."

Noticing a police officer walking down the highway between the cars, the man rolls down his window and says, "Excuse me, officer…what’s the holdup?"

"It’s Santa," says the cop. "He’s all depressed. He’s lying down in the middle of the highway and threatening to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire, because he doesn’t have $8.5 million dollars for the wedding. I’m walking around taking up a collection for him."

The man says, "A collection, huh? How much have you got so far?"

"So far…ten gallons."

Transferring Files

Santa once wanted to transfer some files form
One PC to another.

Following was the steps followed by him.

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which
he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it
to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and
Selected the PASTE option.

Is it SAFE???

SANTA THE GREAT wanted to travel by air so he went to the air port and asked about the safety of the flight

"What are the chances of a person carrying a bomb on the plane " he asked.
The chances are one in thousand " the authority replied

"Oh thats not safe enough " he said "could you suggest a safer method"

" you come after three days" the authority said " may be we can help"

When SANTA reached after three days the authority said
" Sir if you can carry a bomb yourself then it will be safer coz the chances that there are two persons carrying a bomb on the same plane are one in a million"

WHY AMITABH BACHCHAN WAS ADMITED IN HOSPITAL

BECAUSE OF SANTA SINGH

With Santa Singh…

The Story So Far…
Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for “50-50″ and “Phone a Friend”. Santa Singh is playing the 13 th Question now which is for 50 lacs. Let’s see what happens next…

Amitabh Bachchan:Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par

Amitabh Bachchan:Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan?

Amitabh Bachchan: To Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He’s quite sure that Santa will opt for option A ]

But Santa is surprisingly still confused…

Amitabh Bachchan: Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai… 50-50 and phone a friend. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.
Santa Singh : I think it is A, but I’m not sure
Amitabh Bachchan: Not sure, Hmmm… Aap kya karna chahenge?
Santa Singh : I would like to use 50-50…
Amitabh Bachchan: Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye…

Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options

Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline…

Santa Singh : I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend…
Amitabh Bachchan : Aap kisse baat karna chahenge!?
Santa Singh : Main aapki Mrs – Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga…

Amitabh Bachchan Faints !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachcha

Santa Singh:”Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?”

Jaya Bachchan: What are the options ??

Hearing this Santa Singh faints too…