NEW LAWS !!!

* Jone's Motto :Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

* Terman's Law of Innovation :If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each.

* O'brien's Variation :If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

* Conway's Law :In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.

* The Peter Principle :In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.

* H.L.Mencken's Law :Those who can, do. Those who cannot teach.

* Martin's Extension :Those who can't teach, administer.

* Belani's Extrapolation :Those who cannot even administer, become consultants.

* Lieberman's Law :Everbody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

* Kovac's Conundrum :When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

* Van Herpen's Law :The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers.

* Murphy's Law of Government :If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.

* Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters :The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

* Young's Law :Great discoveries are made by mistake.

* Kin Hubbard :A good listener is usually thinking about something else

* One Anonymous Great Seer's Law :Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.