Funny Answers

SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take his cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Beacuse I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: No, beacuse you make me sick.

WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes throught one ear and comes out the other.
MAN: You tell a woman something : it goes in both ears and comes out the mouth.

GIRLFRIEND: "... And are you sure you love me and no one else?"
BOYFRIEND: " Dead sure! I checked the whole list yesterday".

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.

WAITER: Would you like your coffe black?
CUSTOMER: What other colors do you have?